"I am simply tumescent at the prospect of assaying the beloved character of Ignatius J. Reilly with our team of magnificent and weird artistic champions. It seems only fitting that I should follow seven seasons of Ron Swanson's beef with the pudding of Toole's corpulent fop."
--Nick Offerman on playing the lead in a stage adaptation of A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole, as quoted by the New York Times.