Tonight's episode of IFC's hit show Portlandia features a sketch in which Toni and Candace, co-owners of Women and Women First Bookstore, try to cheer up players from the NBA's Portland Trail Blazers team after a loss.
"The Blazers' dance team, though, is a different story," according to IFC's program notes. "Toni and Candace have many questions for the young women: Why are they doing a private dance in public? Why are they barely wearing anything? What's with all the finger pointing? They have no choice but to take their complaints straight to the top."
Best exchange:
"They read poetry... at a basketball game."
"This whole game thing. I don't understand when this became a competition."
