The University of Gallifrey Press, specializing in alternate history, will start publishing in 2025, with a backlist of 3,259 (and counting) titles. The first two books, Harnessing the Wibbly-Wobbly: The Physics of Time and Custard by Petronella Osgood and Sartorial Lyricism: Celery, Scarves, and Swoopy Coats by Tom Baker, will be printed by Johannes Gutenberg under the Torchwood imprint. UGP reported that so far, 37 history editors have quit in frustration, but the nonfiction fiction editors are all lifers.
The Union of Remote Space Workers will be responsible for coordinating multiple metaverse metadata and have already confirmed that all errors are correct in at least one timeline.
According to UGP marketing director Harriet Jones, slipped pub dates are expected to create Amazon chargebacks that would make a Dalek cry, but "we're working with operatives on the Seattle-based '1994 Project' to help exterminate the problem." --Davida Breier