Big Hill Books, Minneapolis, Minn., shared feline bookseller Goose's "Friday to-do list":
- Tackle Adso [bookstore cat colleague]
- Play hide-and-seek in the book aisles
- Fall asleep on top of the cash register
- Bat at the bookmarks
- Steal pens and hide them under the shelves
- Knock over display stands
- Meow loudly during story time (story time is tomorrow at 11!)
- Try to climb into the display windows
- Hoard all the catnip-filled toys
- Jump onto the laps of unsuspecting readers
- Demand belly rubs at the checkout counter
- Host impromptu "cat yoga" classes in the self-help section.