
Anna Fitzgerald Healy's debut novel, Etiquette for Lovers and Killers, is a darkly humorous, lighthearted romp of a mystery set in mid-1960s Down East Maine with an unusual heroine. Billie McCadie is a townie in Eastport, on Passamaquoddy Bay, where "fishermen squatting in trailers" abut "Vanderbilts languishing in mansions." She's never felt at home with the other locals, who fail to appreciate her sarcasm or her ambition to study linguistics and work in a museum. "I've grown up listening to their sock-hop hopes and Tupperware-party dreams, but my aspirations don't fit in a casserole dish." Since the tragic death of her parents, Billie, a "twenty-six-year-old virgin," lives with her grandparents and works as a seamstress at Primp and Ribbon Alterations. Her great thrill, aside from the novels, dictionaries, and etiquette manuals she loves, is checking her post office box for rejection letters responding to her many employment applications to museums around the country.
But then comes the fateful summer when Avery Webster notices her. Billie receives an envelope containing a love letter to an unknown Gertrude, along with an engagement ring. She is invited to a solstice party at the fabulously wealthy Webster family's estate, where she discovers a freshly murdered corpse--Gertrude. Avery has the potential to be Billie's first taste of romance, but the strange communications pile up, along with the bodies, in sleepy, previously crime-free Eastport. And Billie leaps into all of it, because "Who needs a life when you're busy investigating a murder?"
Billie's wry narration of these events is peppered with wordplay and the occasional footnote commenting (still in Billie's voice) upon the etymology of "home," "love," and "tuxedo." Chapters are prefaced with relevant quotations from the book of etiquette that belonged to Billie's mother, which emphasize that even amid a murder case, a sex scandal, and a budding romance, in 1960s Eastport, one must be mindful of appearances and manners. Billie's never been in such danger, but she's also never had as much fun, finally coming into herself, gaining confidence, and learning what she might want from life aside from a museum job: "So what if I've ended up in a Highsmith rather than an Austen? I'm the main character, and I need to start acting like it."
Stylish, playful, and more than a little tongue-in-cheek, Etiquette for Lovers and Killers blends intrigue and romance into a perfect cocktail. Billie herself offers a delightful combination of bookishness, wit, and questionable decision-making that will keep readers on edge until the final pages. Healy's debut is good, not-so-clean fun. --Julia Kastner, blogger at pagesofjulia
Shelf Talker: A bored townie in 1960s Down East Maine comes into her own when both romance and a series of murders enter her orbit.