Sen. Ted Cruz Slams Blank Book Sales for 'Potentially Offensive Content'
Sen. Ted Cruz (R.-Tex.) took his crusade against books he deems objectionable to a new level this week when he warned against the dangers of selling diaries, journals and other blank books to minors.
Just days after ranting about the threat posed by anti-racist literature at Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson's Senate confirmation hearing, Cruz turned his attention to the potential hazards inherent in blank books sold by retailers nationwide, from bookshops and stationery stores to big-box retailers like Walmart.
In a speech to constituents, Cruz said, "What many people don’t know is that absolutely anything could be written in those pages. We must protect our kids from their own thoughts." To drive his point home, Cruz displayed a stack of personal diaries that his staff had discovered in their own children's possession.
A spokesperson for the National Stationery Association commented: "Senator Cruz's words speak for themselves. As has happened with other books and related items he's criticized in the past, dramatically increased sales will be the result. We wholeheartedly support that outcome." --Robert Gray







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In general, we will no longer be selling any books that in any way lead to sadness, fear, regret, rage, or any negative or uneasy feeling, really. We just can't get behind literature that is less than uplifting and affirming. It just doesn't feel good. But don't worry--we're here to protect you. You know what does feel good? Trees. We'll be the first to admit it, they have been known to fall on people, but nothing is perfect, except maybe giraffes but they also eat the leaves off of trees so we'll be sure and slap warning labels on both types of books so no one will be unprepared. So come see us for a book on trees and maybe one on giraffes. Grab a cup of coffee from our bar while you're at it. We fresh brew it lukewarm so you don't burn yourself.
